When a location becomes a meme, one of two things happens: The first one, is that people slap that “What if we kissed at …”Slogan on a photo of the location, and the other, is this they make it a punk place. Like those teens at Denny’s Few years ago, Against me!by Laura Jane Grace and Laurent’s weapons‘Brendan Kelly (which, in the interest of full disclosure, yoused to be member of our internal advertising and marketing team, Onion Labs) are organize an overnight event at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping—the site of one of Rudy Giuliani’s many huge embarrassing failures last year.
“This will be the first and last time Brendan and I perform for a landscaping company and we promise it will be better than this MAGA shit show,” said Laura Jane Grace.
In case you forgot because it’s been 10 years and an attempted insurgency since the last presidential election, Four Seasons Total Landscaping is where Rudy Giuliani announced that he and his boss would challenge the election result. Many believe that Giuliani (or whoever booked the venue) thought they were by booking the luxurious Four Seasons Hotel, where volunteers counted the ballots—not a small business outside of Philadelphia, located between a sex shop and a crematorium. Nonetheless, the site has become an iconic meme, both a testament to Giuliani’s garish ineptitude and the internet’s ability to smell an L from thousands of miles away.
As for the concert, Laura Jane Grace and Brendan Kelly will take the inexplicably historic stage on August 21. If you want to go, you probably should have read this article before it was written because the show is sold out.
“Ever since I saw my personal hero Rudy Giuliani humiliate himself for the good of the nation at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, I knew I wanted to go there and follow in his footsteps, then shop at the porn store and finally quit this deadly coil by being burned at the nearby crematorium, “Kelly said.” It’s not often that you bring up the story, but that’s what Laura and I will do in this most sacred political and mulch ground. “
As to how it all happened, well, to Kelly, “Tit’s just another show from my tour. Kelly tell The AV Club that his management and the developer in Philadelphia rejected the idea, and he can’t “stop laughing at the whole fucking situation.”
“My management offered me this idea,” he said, “AAnd he was like, ‘this promoter in Philly is waiting for the right number and thinks you’re perfect for it. Foureasons wanted to make sure the first show was a home run. But you know who would make it really great: Laura. Kelly said she answered in the affirmative, “Oh, my God, yes.”
For now, since this is just a typical show from his tour taking place at the exact spot like one of the most embarrassing press conferences ever, he’s not planned to broadcast the event live, as the concert is sold out. in a few minutes, maybe that will change. Kelly said he doesn’t know where the Four Seasons Total Landscaping show will be held. He just hopes to perform on the sacred grounds where Giuliani stood, next to an orange pipe and sandwiched between a sex shop and a crematorium.